Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Who thought that was a good idea?

Okay today was the day of the oddly dressed. Now those of you who live in San Francisco or have been to SF probably are saying, "Isn't everyday the day of the oddly dressed in San Francisco?" To which I would say, "Yes." And, honestly, today wasn't all that odd. And the dress wasn't all that odd. I mean I didn't really see any costumes. But I did see this:
First, I went to the beach today. And while I didn't see a lot of dress at the beach, I was exposed for the first time to the micro bikini for men. Perhaps, I've seen these before but didn't notice. But today I did because one was laying right beside me. It was being worn by a parisioner who I ran into when I went to the beach. And he said some other person was talking to him about them before I walked up. I don't fully know how to describe them. But imagine a tiny hat that barely covers the male genitalia and a tiny triangle of fabric in the back connected by two cheap Walgreen scrunchies. Seriously, I don't care what your body looks like, you should not wear one of these things.
Then two: I went to choir practice tonight and there were two men in utilikilts. Two. I'm fairly certain I talked about this at one point in my blogging. Utilikilts are kilts made out of work fabric, normally reserved for Carhartt clothing. But not in San Francisco, here it is apparently worn as everyday wear. But it shouldn't be. Alright that is too judgemental. I just think they are weird. I like kilts. In Scotland!!! Not at choir practice. Although, it was hot today. So maybe on a hot day wearing a skirt would be would have been more comfortable. But, I'm justing thinking this might be the only choir in the country that had two men in kilts.

And finally, for those of you who know and care, I think Hung on Top Chef is an arse-hole!!

Peace out!

4 comments:

Cagey-C said...

"Can you spare some change? I'm hungry. I have AIDS. My micro-bikini is itchy. Want some weed?"

Amy W-P said...

Okay, You-can-call-me-Dixie-blog rule #1 -- never drink a beverage while reading. It's very messy!

Rev. K.T. said...

I too was drinking a beverage! Not a good combination with this blog! As I'm always curious, do they wear anything under utilikilts? (other than micro-bikinis?)

Dixie said...

As to what is worn beneath a utilikilt, I do not know. And, honestly, I'm not sure I want to investigate. Oh, who am I kidding, I do sort of want to investigate. I'll let you know what I find out.