Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Really!?!

(1) I'm watching Wheel of Fortune and this is what I want to know. Why do men where toupee's? Seriously, do they think they are fooling anyone? Does bad hair make them feel more confident than no hair? I hope that if I begin to lose my hair I'll have the good sense to shave it all off.

(2) I'm in the final days of my sabbatical. And I need some suggestions on what to do Wednesday and Thursday and then on Monday. (I start back on Tuesday.) Friday through Sunday I'm going to the Russian River with the gays. We are missing Pride weekend here in the city. But we'll have a little mini-pride festival at our little house on the river. But outside of eating and sleeping I want to do some playing as well. I'm going to see the Freda Kahlo exhibit at the SF Museum of Modern Art but I won't spend a lot of time there. So help me out. Give me some suggestions on how I can use my last few days to play.

Thanks.

5 comments:

Lee Swain said...

Option 1 - Go paint pottery at that store in Noe Valley. Paint something to reflect what you have learned about on your sabbatical.

Option 2 - There is a show in the city right now called "insignificant others" that is getting good reviews.

Option 3 - Another musical at Zeum - Oh, my godmother! A queer retelling of Cinderella.

Option 4 - Sundance Saloon dancing on Thursday night at 6:30.

Option 5 - there is a gay knitting group at the Three Dollar Bill cafe on Monday nights.

There you go. I am like a cruise director.

Ellen said...

Go for a walk in a park. Go to the beach. Hang out and explore one of the funky little towns in Marin County, whether high-end Sausalito or hippie-filled Fairfax.
Or go to that queer re-telling of Cinderella and tell us all about it!

Cagey-C said...

Then there's always the option of committing some serious practice time toward your lifelong goal of becoming an alcoholic. (Oh, wait. Maybe that's my goal.)

Regarding #1 in your post, I actually saw a man once who was wearing what appeared to be a crocheted toupee. Very natural looking. (Skxx.) Okay, for real: everybody knows it's a toupee, fellas. If you really want to look convincing, you've got to do the combover.

Rev. K.T. said...

I am so jealous by all of the options you have via lee swain. I want to do all of those!

Dixie said...

Thanks for the advice. Keep the options coming. Although, I forgot to mention in the original post. Most things outdoors are out because the entire northern part of the state is on fire. So anytime you go outside it smells like your in the middle of a campfire.